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Twliight Jokes for my Friends

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So...

My friends and I got together a couple of days ago for one of our routine, tongue-in-cheek Twilight viewings. We went to Eclipse donning our "Team Lestat," "Team Louis," "Team Count von Count," and "Team Count Chocula" shirts.

It was beautiful.
That is to say, our shirts were beautiful.
The movie was... a Twilight movie...

Anyway, I hadn't seen my friends in the month and-a-half since spring semester ended, so I drew them these friendly, mocking-Eclipse-related comics. Needless to say, if you're a Twihard, please don't get mad at me for poking fun at the series.

Don't get on my case about it. I know Twilight intimately.

I read all of the books before anyone knew about them, because I had a good friend whose sole pleasure in high school was finding b-rate fantasy novels and spreading them, plague-like, through our group of friends. Of course she found Twilight and New Moon (because those were the only books out at the time). Of course we read them.

Writing-wise, they were severely bad. Plot-wise, they were severely bad. The one thing they were good at was taking up my free time, and giving my brain some mindless nosh to feed on, in-between all of the really stressful stuff I was doing in IB.

Twilight to Eclipse were actually bearable in terms of ... minor ... "believability" ... But when Breaking Dawn came out, any hint of "fandom" that I had for Twilight disappeared faster than a snowball in hell.

That book is like watching a train crash. A train crash that also involves a five-care pileup. And then a jet crashing into the ashes of train-car disaster. A JET FULL OF BABIES.

... So, if anyone has a right to make fun of Twilight, I do. I've read all of the books, and my comprehension skills be damned, because I can remember MOST EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THEM. *bashes head against wall* I haven't read those books in YEARS and I STILL REMEMBER THEM.

Anyway.
Enjoy the mocking.

I'll probably post more of these. I really enjoyed drawing these. It took me like 30 minutes to think all of them up and doodle them down really quick.

OH. In the midst of all my ranting, I almost forgot.
To those who care, a display of my remarkable memory:

- Top left is Jasper and Maria, for my friend Tara who is proficient at Spanish and history and loves Jasper Cullen (SHE DOES. SHE TOTALLY DOES. SHE WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT BUT SHE TOTALLY LOVES HIM).

- Next in line (middle top) was to my friend Leigh. She loves men with ponytails. So I gave Edward a ponytail.

- Next (top right) is my friend Anna encountering Edward. She is tiny and blonde and pale and adorable. I tried to represent this in the image.

- Bottom left is Kelley, being fought-over by Jacob and Edward, and displaying the normal human reaction to this situation.

- Bottom right is for Erin. It features Montparnasse from Les Mis, for obvious reasons.

... if you need any help figuring out what the writing says, just comment and I'll tell you.

Cheers.
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ArianPeregrine's avatar
BAHAHA!!!! EPIC!!!!! I love you so much for this. XD

The ponytail would definitely earn him a second look... >.>

lol